Peter Unmack
Top Ten Unusual Comments on Monica Lewinsky?s Intern Performance Report
10. Truly an eager beaver.
9. Uses too much teeth.
8. Stays late, comes early.
7. Excellent oral dictation skills: has never missed a period.
6. Great attitude! Willing to accept a heavy load.
5. Frequently complains of jaw pain.
4. Although not a whiner, tends to be a moaner.
3. ?In box? is always clean and shiny.
2. Tends to blab on the telephone.
And the #1 comment..........
1. This intern may suck, but she doesn't inhale.
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