Re: [RML] SPAM cooking, teasing and ketchup. Was Julies

Andrew Boyd (andrew at pcug.org.au)
Tue, 18 Mar 1997 07:27:57 +1000

At 08:04 AM 12/17/96 +1000, Dr Bruce wrote:
>Heay Alan,
>
>Surely you don't expect a doctor to tell? That's one of my main selling
>points ( together with my vasectomy, my old-world manners, the fact that my
>children are grown-up, etc etc ;-)

A 70 year old man goes to the Doctor to recieve his test results...

The Doc says: "I have some bad news, you have to give up 50% of your sexual
activity or you will die!"

The patient replies: "So what should I stop? Talking about it, or thinking
about it?"

;-)

Regards, Andrew Boyd
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May the Air never send storms across your path,
May the path across the Earth be a soft one,
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