PEOPLE LIKE THIS MAKE ME FEEL SMART
<< ANN ARBOR IDIOT
The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that
a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan
at 8:50 AM, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The
clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't
open the cash register without a food order. When the
man ordered onion rings, the clerk said
they weren't available for breakfast. The man,
frustrated, walked away.
KENTUCKY IDIOTS
Two men tried to pull the front off a cash
machine by running a chain from the machine to the
bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the
front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the
bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and
drove home. With the chain still attached to the
machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain.
With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the
bumper.
LOUISIANA IDIOT
A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the
counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened
the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked
for all the cash in the register, which the clerk
promptly provided. The man took the cash
from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on
the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the
drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun
at you and gives you money, was a crime committed?
ARKANSAS IDIOT
Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He
decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a
liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So
he lifted the cinder block and heaved it
over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced
back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking
him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of
Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.
NEW YORK IDIOT
As a female shopper exited a convenience
store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk
called 911 immediately and the woman was able to give
them a detailed description of the snatcher.
Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher.
They put him in the car and drove back to the store.
The thief was then taken out of the car and told to
stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied "Yes,
Officer ..... that's her. That's the lady I stole the
purse from ,"
SEATTLE IDIOT
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline
from a motor home parked on a Seattle Street, he got
much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at
the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home
near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the
man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged
his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The
owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying
that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.>>
and there was that guy who walked in a grocery, pointed a gun to the clerk,
and when the clerk backed away, the robber put the gun down the counter, and
reached over trying to open the register, losing his balance, and the clerk
grabbed the gun and the robber ran out of the store... this was shown on tv,
with the film from the security camera...