Re: [RML] The last joke bounce tonight(The first for the Bow
Larry Stein (lstein at his.com)
Thu, 18 Dec 1997 18:31:51 -0500
This woman goes into a pet store, to purchase some dogfood. She puts
the bag of food up on the counter and notices a box full of frogs.
She reads the sign on the box.....and it says....
"Snatch Eating Frogs" - $20.00 each.
(comes with instructions)
She looks at it for a minute.......looks around to see if anyone's
watching her....and she whispers to the man, behind the
counter..."I'll TAKE ONE.
He packages up this frog, the woman grabs her dog food, and is on
her way home. She gets home....takes out her instructions and reads
them carefully, doing exactly what it says to do.
1) Take a shower, put on some nice smelling perfume
2) Put on a very sexy Teddy
3) Crawl into bed......spread your legs and put the frog down
"THERE".
To her surprise, nothing happens. So, she thought, perhaps, this
scent she chose is not appealing to the frog..... So, she showers
again.....and try's another perfume.
She gets back into bed, puts the frog between her legs.... NOTHING.
She's totally frustrated and pissed off at this point. She reads her
instructions again, thinking there might be something she overlooked.
At the bottom of the paper, it says....If you have any problems or
questions, please call the pet store. So, she does.
And the man behind the counter.....said, I've had a few complaints
earlier today, I'll be right over to check out the problem.
A few minutes later, he knocks on the door.....comes in.....and says,
"You'll have to show me exactly what you did". She does. She
showers, puts on the teddy, the perfume, gets into bed....and puts the
frog between her legs. NOTHING HAPPENS.
She says, see.....I've done everything the instructions told me to do
and the damn thing just sits there. The man, looks very concerned
and picks up the frog, looking right into his eyes and says.........
"I'M ONLY GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS, ONE MORE TIME"