[RML] more clinton jokes

Jim Priest (cat at lascruces.com)
Sat, 07 Feb 1998 10:57:51 -0700

you know why president clinton wears underwear....to keep his ankles
warm

Bill was arranging to go to Saudi Arabia on another diplomatic mission
and he was asking Hilary to go with him...Hilary, whining, says "I don't
want to go to Saudi again honey. I don't like it over there, no
drinking...they don't respect women...I'll do anything not to have to go
to Saudi with you honey." "OK dear, " Bill says as he pulls his zipper
down. Like a loyal, good wife Hilary starts to go down on him...."Arg!
Oh honey (spit, spit) that tasts like shit." "Oh yea," Bill says to
Hilary, "I meant to tell you...Al doesn't want to go to Saudi either!"

Jim