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Subject: Crazy Diet
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Blonde on a Diet
A blonde woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put
her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then
skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next
time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by losing
nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said,
"Did you follow my instructions?"
The woman nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was
going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
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At The Construction Site
A couple of blond men in a pickup truck drove into a
lumberyard. One of the blond men walked in the office and
said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man
said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.
He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant
two-by-fours." "Alright. How long do you need them?" The
customer paused for a minute and said, "Uh... I'd better go
check."
After awhile, the blond returned to the office and said, "A
long time. We're gonna build a house.
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credit: Neal Mars
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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