Just remembered this true story about Dr. Bruce:
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a
sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her
legs the wasp entered her vagina. The woman started screaming 'oh my god,
help me, there's a bee in my vagina'. The husband immediately took her
to the local doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said 'Hmm, tricky situation. But I have
a solution to the problem if young sir would permit'. The husband being very
concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee
out of his wife's vagina.
The doctor said 'OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my
penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting
closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should
hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina.
The Husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said 'Yes, Yes,
whatever, just get on with it'.
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it
into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said,
'I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit
deeper'. So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor
began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to
quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, ?oh doctor,
doctor!? she shouted. The doctor concentrating very hard, looked like he was
enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young ladies breasts and
started making loud noises.
The husband, at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. 'Now
wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?" he blasted.
The doctor, still concentrating, replied 'Change of plan, I'm gonna drown
the bastard'.
See you all I hope at the 1999 ANGFA Convention, Canberra 23-24th October.
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Andy Wattam awattam at pcug.org.au