Here's another for y'all.
While Bill, Hillary and Chelsea were vacationing in Wyoming the housekeeper
was tasked with looking after their pet parrot. They hadn't been gone for
more than a couple of days when the parrot was found dead in the bottom of
it's cage. The housekeeper set out to find a replacement bird and visited
nearly every pet store in Washington. After several hours of looking, she
came across an exact duplicate of the bird. As she purchased the parrot,
The shop owner cautioned her that the bird had previously be owned by a
Madam and had lived for several years in a house of ill-repute. The
housekeeper said that no one would ever know and took the bird back to
the White House.
The morning after the Clintons return to the White House, Chelsea walked
through the room and the bird said, "Too young." A little later Hillary
came into the room and the bird responded with, "Too old." That afternoon
the President entered the room and the bird said, "HI BILL!"