Men are like a fine wine:
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and
keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have
dinner
with.
Men are like vacations:
They never seem to last long enough.
Men are like computers:
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like coolers:
Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like coffee:
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like horoscopes:
They always tell you what to do, and they're usually wrong.
Men are like plungers:
They spend most of their time in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like snowstorms:
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how
long it will last.
Men are like parking spots:
The good ones are taken. and the rest are handicapped.
Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.