[RML] The last joke bounce tonight(The first for the Bow folks)
James E. Capelle (jcapelle at gte.net)
Wed, 17 Dec 1997 16:50:17 -0500
To the members of the Rainbowfish mailing list, I am putting the RML on
the joke list for this one joke. You all had fun with the last one, so
I 'll give this one try too. Jim C.
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A Texan(Colorado maybe? J.C.) farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.
There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off
his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that
are at least twice as large".
Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off
his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns
that are at least twice as large as your cows".
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees
a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are
those"?
The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any
grasshoppers in Texas"?