A Russian Man finds a bottle and rubs it and out pops a genie.... The genie
gives the man 1 wish, the Russian man loves Vodka so he asks for a life
time supply of Vodka...The Genie grants him his wish.... From NOW on he
will PEE Vodka forever. He goes home and tries it reluctantly, he pee's
in a glass and smells it and looks at it and then finally tastes it and its
by far the best Vodka he ever tasted... He calls his wife who after some
convincing she also tries it and can't beleive how good it tastes also.
This goes on for 3 days and then the Man comes home and tells his wife to
get just one tall glass for their Vodka party, she gets the glass and he
pee's himself a tall glass of Vodka and his wife says "what about me"? He
replies tonights a special night and you get to drink from the bottle!!!!
At 02:56 AM 4/10/97 PDT, you wrote:
>A golf ball lands in the rough and rolls into a wood. A man goes in
>search of it. In the wood, he happens upon a strange figure bent over
>a boiling cauldron.
>
>A bit startled, the guy nevertheless inquires about his golf ball. The
>figure gestures to the ball lying near by. The man retrieves his ball but,
>out of curiosity inquires as to who this person might be.
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>The person replies, " Why, I'm a genie of course."
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>" A genie!? Can I then get a wish?!" the man says.
>
>"Oh yes. But I'm a different kind of genie. I'll grant you one wish but,
>you'll have to give something up in return."
>
>The man thinks for a moment and then shrugs and says "It's a deal! "
>
>"Well, what do you wish for?" inquires the genie.
>
>"I wish to be the greatest golfer the world has ever known." replies the
>man.
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>With a wave of a hand the genie says, "Your wish is granted! "
>
>" But what do I have to give up?" asks the man.
>
>The genie smiles knowingly and says, " That, I can't say now but, you'll
>find out."
>
>A year passes. An errant gust of wind blows a golf ball into a wood. A
>man enters the wood in search of the lost ball. In the wood he happens
>upon the genie.
>
>"Oh hi there!" the man says, "Remember me?"
>
>" Yes " says the genie. "Well, did your wish come true?"
>
>"Oh yes!" says the man," I've become the greatest golfer the world has
>ever known! My greatest dream has come true! I owe it all to you."
>
>A bit puzzled, the genie responds, " You didn't mind that your sex life
>dwindled to just once or twice a month?"
>
>The man shrugs and says, " Well gee, for a priest in a small parish...."
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>Chris
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>drews at webgate.net
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