personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life
in the Australian Outback. They end up getting married. On their
wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the
festivities.
When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in
the middle of the room, naked... and all the furniture from the room
piled
in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman" he says, "but if it's anything like
screwing
a kangaroo...I'm gonna need all the room I can get"