Here is an olde but a goode! Anyone want to come up with one for
fishkeeping? Or about people who used to keep emu?? :-)
Ten Reasons Fishing Is Better Than Sex!
You can do it longer...
You can do it in public without fear....
You can do it with your parents....
You can brag about it....
You can hang pictures of it up at work....
Fish don't care how you look....
You can change your equipment to suit the situation....
You can be proud of catching something unusual....
You can take a nap or eat a sandwich while you do it....
Your children are willing to admit that you still do it....