One for the multicultural nature of the list. :-) Flame away.....
The Ages of a Women
1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and
unexplored.
2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully
explored,breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
4. Between the ages of 46 and 56 she is like Europe, exhausted but still
has points of interest.
5. After 56 she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down
there but who gives a damn.