They can't fly ;-)
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> From: peter.unmack at ASU.Edu
> To: rainbowfish <rainbowfish at pcug.org.au>
> Subject: [RML] SPAM; The Rooster
> Date: Wednesday, 11 March 1998 12:28
> G'day Fishheads
> These seems especially appropriate given "our" Rooster.
> Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Roy lying there
> on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his
> long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Roy.
> The farmer walked up to Roy saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you
> did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you my little buddy."
> Shhhhh," Roy whispered, "The buzzard's getting closer."