[RML] SPAM:::Signs That You've Had TOO MUCH Of The 90's

Piabinha at aol.com
Thu, 1 Jul 1999 13:30:53 EDT

> > > > You try to enter your password on the microwave.
> > >
> > > > You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."
> > >
> > > > You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
> > >
> > > > You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
> > >
> > > > You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready,
> > > > and he emails you back "What's for dinner?"
> > >
> > > > Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
> > >
> > > > You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but
> you
> > > > haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
> > >
> > > > You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted
> > > > one for your email buddies via a Web page.
> > >
> > > > Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your college
> roommate
> > > > used to play that you most despised.
> > >
> > > > Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom
> of
> > > > the screen.
> > >
> > > > You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells
> for
> > > > half the price you paid.
> > >
> > > > The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make
> a
> > > > purchase is foreign to you.
> > >
> > > > Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of
> the
> > > > back seat of your car.
> > >
> > > > Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not
> > > > have e-mail addresses.
> > >
> > > > You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
> > >
> > > > You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
> > >
> > > > Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
> > >
> > > > You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.