[RML] Fwd: SPAM Buttons

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i specially like #4 and 55... :-)

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Sayings that should be on buttons... (*I cut out most pof the really
dumb ones.* - not me, someone else in the chain....but I cut out some,

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

4. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

5. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

8. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

10. I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.

11. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

12. You! Off my planet!

19. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

20. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was

21. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

23. God was my co-pilot, but we crashed into the mountains and I
had to eat him.

24. Let me show you how the guards used to do it.

26. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

31. Yeah, right! Like I'm going to put that thing in my mouth.

32. Allow me to introduce my selves.

33. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

34. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."

35. Better living through denial.

36. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

39. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

43. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

45. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you
haven't fallen asleep yet.

47. After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?

48. Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?

51. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

54. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

55. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I
leave the house?

56. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

57. It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.

59. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

64. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

66. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

68. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

79. How do I set a laser printer to stun?