I hear the visiting Texan had a heart attack and passed away soon after
receiving such a shock. The Aussie farmer's brother was an undertaker and
contacted the Texan's relatives about funeral arrangements.
The relatives of the "big" man asked if there would be any change from
$50,000
for shipping him back to Texas. The Aussie said, "No problems! We'll just
give him an enema and post him back in a shoebox!"
Regards,
Bruce.
bhansen at ozemail.com.au
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> From: James E. Capelle <jcapelle at gte.net>
> To: Jim's Joke Therapy Bounce Group <jcapelle at gte.net>
> Subject: [RML] The last joke bounce tonight(The first for the Bow folks)
> Date: Thursday, 18 December 1997 7:50
>
> To the members of the Rainbowfish mailing list, I am putting the RML on
> the joke list for this one joke. You all had fun with the last one, so
> I 'll give this one try too. Jim C.
> ___________________________________________________________________
> A Texan(Colorado maybe? J.C.) farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.
> There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off
> his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that
> are at least twice as large".
>
> Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off
> his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns
> that are at least twice as large as your cows".
>
> The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees
> a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are
> those"?
>
> The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any
> grasshoppers in Texas"?
>